chessys:

i have some issues with my past self but she was young and i forgive her my real beef is with present me what is she doing im embarrassed to even look

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onderon:

notastupidbird:

onderon:

the force is like anxiety

explain

with me, always

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cyanblur:

i remember one time the simpsons made a joke about fox news and they got so insulted they tried to sue them but the court was like “this aired on ur network u can’t sue urself”

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taurusqueer:

8hy:

why do boys get 100 times worse when they’re around other boys

demons strengthen with numbers

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iguanamouth:

iguanamouth:

remember that first live action scooby doo movie. where the antagonist was literally scrappy doo and he was stealing peoples souls, like actually really stealing and absorbing souls, and was planning on taking scoobys soul to rule the world with an army of demons and get revenge on the gang after they abandoned him because he kept peeing in the car, and near the end he turned into this huge dog monster

a real movie

shit. shit

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